is the third episode introduced in the Salad Fingers series.
Salad Fingers 3 - Nettles03:19

Salad Fingers 3 - Nettles


In this episode, Salad Fingers is playing with nettles and has irritated blisters all over his hands. He then comes across an empty baby carrige, which he calls a "nettle carrier" and then leaves with it. A deformed armless man wearing an apron labeled "BBQ" with a 3-star name tag saying "Harry" appears and chases after Salad Fingers, screaming and babbling unintelligibly.

Salad Fingers is sitting on the floor at his home and brushing the nettle over his nipple (while appearing to have an orgasm), which makes him lactate, and says "It seems... Nettles... have made the milk... drop out... from inside my teat!", when the armless man runs to Salad Fingers' house and begins to bang his head on the door.

Salad Fingers daydreams of "happy times" (in which he and a life-sized version of the Hubert Cumberdale puppet are getting hair-dried). Eventually, Salad Fingers comes outside and finds the man dead on the floor, his head bloodied.

Ignorant that the man is dead, Salad Fingers then drags "Milford" inside, hangs him on a meat hook on the wall, plays the flute, and offers him a "warm glass of milk" (which presumably is the milk that dropped "out from inside [his] teat").

Trivia Edit

  • Harry's attire is much like that of a regulation Food Basics employee.

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